Pope Bush Meeting Transcript
W: I’m so honoured to be standing in your seats in this most holy tabloid.POPE: Shut up Georgie. Tell me, what have you been up to?
W: Daddy?
POPE: hush now, don’t get excited. I told you I was the tooth fairy, I told you I was the real Santa Claus, but I said, “Junior, keep it to yourself”
W: Daddy, are you the pope?
POPE: Ha! Does a bear shit in the Vatican?
W: Ha! That’s funny. I get it.
POPE: No son, no you fucking don’t. That’s why we like you.
W: Can I get some ice cream?
POPE: Now bend down, make the sign of the cross and pick a green part on the map. We’ve made a new game, it doesn’t even mater if there’s profit, there’ll always be war.
W: Yes Daddy.
POPE: Now lift your finger and tell me what it says.
W: You-Nigh-ted… What are you doing Daddy?
POPE: DON’T STOP. SAY IT.
W: Daddy, stop playing with the Pope’s hat.
POPE: kingdom…KINGdom… KINGDOM!!!!!!! Unnnnhhhh!
W: Daddy?
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